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Dear Winston Cigarettes,

You guys are clever. Gotta hand it to you. If it was 1980 and my job was to hook every kid in the nation on cigarettes, well, I’d probably quit. But not you. Charged with the task of turning our nation’s youth into addicts, you faced a tough decision that couldn’t have been too popular (after all, what’s right is not always popular). You put your thinking caps on and a pack of Winston’s into Barney Rubble’s pocket. Bravo.

I really can’t help but wonder how many people have died because of this ad alone. I guess we’ll never know. I still think your marketing department should consult “Big Pharma” and have Pikachu peddle Ritalin or Adderall to the kids they’ve given ADD to.Sincerely,
Smoking since age 3

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