Dear Warner Music,
Times have never been tougher for the music industry. People are swapping entire collections of digital music over the internet, iTunes came out of no where and just decided a song was worth a flat rate of a dollar, and no one wants to buy CDs anymore. The very industry is threatened. It [...]
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Dear Winston Cigarettes,
You guys are clever. Gotta hand it to you. If it was 1980 and my job was to hook every kid in the nation on cigarettes, well, I’d probably quit. But not you. Charged with the task of turning our nation’s youth into addicts, you faced a tough decision that couldn’t have been [...]
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Dear Package Store,
Explain to me again why you don’t sell condoms? You do realize that almost every male purchasing liquor at your store is hoping to get lucky, right? And you do realize the markup on condoms is about 100% right?
So explain to me again why you don’t sell condoms.
Sincerely,
Really confused
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Dear Apple,
You need to innovate the Ipod.
You see, like many people, I like to listen to my Ipod on “random” because it has the potential to play literally any song in my library. Its more like a radio station and will play songs I’m not expecting to hear, some of which I really like, some [...]
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