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	<title>Letters to Businesses.com</title>
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	<description>All my questions comments and concerns in one place.</description>
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		<title>Dear Blockbuster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your stores suck and you&#8217;re going out of business. Netflix is kicking your ass in the online arena because it took you about five years too long to roll out an online option for your customers.
However, hope is not lost. Follow me here.
Your stores are lame

Yeah, 1980 called, and they want to know WHY THE [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=29</link>
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		<title>Dear Old El Paso (and other distributors of Salsa worldwide)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Old El Paso (and other distributors of Salsa worldwide),
I&#8217;ll keep this short and sweet. Please make your salsa jars half as tall, and twice as wide. I can&#8217;t fit my fucking chip into the jar assholes.
Sincerely,
Albert Fucking Einstein

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		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=27</link>
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		<title>Dear McDonalds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear McDonalds, 
You invented the fast food industry. Starting out as  a milk shake stand, you grew into a multinational corporation with billions and billions served. You gave birth to the drive through, and (somehow) made it a cultural icon. You single handedly drove the population of America to morbid obesity and yes, we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=9</link>
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		<title>Dear Halliburton</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Halliburton,
You are one smooth operator, I gotta hand it to you. When your CEO gets tapped to be the Vice President of the United States, you know your company is in for some good times! It was with dollar signs in his eyes that Mr. Cheney stepped down from CEO of Halliburton (with plenty [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=21</link>
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		<title>Dear Wal Mart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Wal Mart,
I want to thank you.
I was mindlessly flipping through the junk that comes with my Sunday newspaper when I found your flier for lunchboxes. It was there that I found a “Mom Tip.” It was Mom Tip # 37 to be exact and it told me to “pack a little note in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=4</link>
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		<title>Dear Pfizer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Pfizer,
  It has come to my attention that your new CEO, Jeffrey Kindler, is the old CEO of McDonalds.
Wow! Going from Big Macs to selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors is quite a leap! Thinking about the jump Mr. Kindler has made, from selling billions of burgers to selling billions of drugs, I&#8217;ve decided that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=3</link>
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		<title>Dear Warner Brothers Records,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Warner Music,
Times have never been tougher for the music industry. People are swapping entire collections of digital music over the internet, iTunes came out of no where and just decided a song was worth a flat rate of a dollar, and no one wants to buy CDs anymore. The very industry is threatened. It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=18</link>
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		<title>Dear Winston Cigarettes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Winston Cigarettes,
You guys are clever. Gotta hand it to you. If it was 1980 and my job was to hook every kid in the nation on cigarettes, well, I’d probably quit. But not you. Charged with the task of turning our nation’s youth into addicts, you faced a tough decision that couldn’t have been [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=17</link>
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		<title>Dear Package Store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Package Store,
Explain to me again why you don&#8217;t sell condoms?  You do realize that almost every male purchasing liquor at your store is hoping to get lucky, right? And you do realize the markup on condoms is about 100% right?
So explain to me again why you don&#8217;t sell condoms.
Sincerely,
Really  confused
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		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=15</link>
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		<title>Dear Apple</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
You need to innovate the Ipod.
You see, like many people, I like to listen to my Ipod on &#8220;random&#8221; because it has the potential to play literally any song in my library. Its more like a radio station and will play songs I&#8217;m not expecting to hear, some of which I really like, some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://letterstobusinesses.com/?p=14</link>
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